Sumpah I need to open email everyday/ 10:15 PM
Monday, January 26, 2009
I opened my 567 emails today. Some interesting one was sent by fellow classmate and friends. 1)Subject: never lie to your mother!! - FUNNY
Peter invited his mother for dinner, during the course of the meal; his mother couldn't help but notice how lovely Peter's flat mate, Joanne, was.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Peter and his flat mate than met the eye.
Reading his mum's thoughts, Peter volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Joanne & I are just flat mates'.
About a week later, Joanne came to Peter saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't suppose she took it do you?
'Well I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her just to be sure' said Peter.
So he sat down and wrote
DEAR MOTHER,
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID' TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE. I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID NOT' TAKE THE FRYING PAN BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.
LOVE PETER
Several days later, Peter received an email from his mother which read
DEAR SON,
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO' SLEEP WITH JOANNE, AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO NOT' SLEEP WITH JOANNE, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF SHE WAS SLEEPING IN HER OWN BED, SHE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW.
LOVE MUM
Lesson of the day,
NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER 2) Commendation for Bus Captain of Service 8
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| Ms Nur Shafiqah Othmansi_fiqah@hotmail.comDear Ms Nur Shafiqah OthmanCommendation for Bus Captain of Service 8Please refer to your commendation on the above. We are heartened to note that the good service attitude of our Bus Captain has made your journey with us a pleasant one. We have conveyed your kind words to her through her manager and she has since been commended for his effort. Indeed, compliments such as yours certainly spur our bus captains to perform even better.Thank you for taking the time and effort to send us your compliments. We hope you will continue to enjoy travelling with SBS Transit. Yours sincerelySamuel Gohfor Assistant Vice PresidentCorporate CommunicationsSBS Transit LtdI compliment one of their female extremely friendly bus captain! Hey I'm a good CUSTOMER.3)FW: Lunch Box (So cute)Super cute food but too bad I''m starting my "NO NEED RICE FOR MY MEALS" 4) FW: 第一次.....超爆笑!xD If I'm in her place.You don't want to know how I react.Hangout with cliques is like my daily routine now.Hahahaha! "Feekah,nak lepak?" Sorry Feekah gtg watch GSE LIVE AGAIN! Live and Loaded here I come baby. FeekahOhYouLoveMeSo!
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